Jason Low as Project HEARD presents "All That Glitters.." 06 MAY 2001 ATLANTA, GA Britanny Diggers tilted the magazine away from her face as she heard a car pull into the driveway. She was enjoying the afternoon sun that was saturating the front lawn, as she reclined in a lawn chair with a small table at her side. "Hey sis," she said, lifting the magazine back to her face, giving a little tail-wave as she did so. "Hi," Gina responded, crossing the lawn and slipping her shades up to perch on her forehead. "How's it goin'?" "S'goin'," Brit murmured with a smile. "Nice and peaceful today. Juice?" "Thanks, no," Gina said as Brit gestured to the pitcher of lemonade on the table. "Where's Stripe at?" "Downstairs doing some exercises," she told Gina. "Why?" "Oh, just curious. Strange to see you two apart." Brit looked over her shades at Gina's lopsided grin. "What's that supposed to mean?" she said with a half-smile. "I would've thought you'd've dragged your 'muffin' out here to enjoy the sun with you, is all," Gina returned with a smile as she walked over to the car. "We've got plenty of time together," Brit said, once again raising the magazine to her face. "If he wants time to practice his skills alone, so be it." "Fair nuff," Gina declared while getting her belongings from the passenger seat. As she turned around, the name of Brit's magazine finally clicked with her. She gasped facetiously and said, "You're reading that -rag-?" Cheetah hmmed?, then folded the magazine over to look at the "Adventure Now!" on the cover. "Why not? It looked good at the checkout," she said. "'Sides, you're in it." "I'm what?" "Yeah, in the current outings section. Hang on." Brit finished reading the page she was on as Gina walked over, then obligingly flipped back a few pages to the current and newsworthy events section of the book. "See? Right there," Brit pointed out, folding the book over and letting Gina read over her shoulder. The elder sister noted that the column was a rundown of who in the industry was doing what, and when. There was a blurb about Penny, who was doing research at home, so the magazine said. M. Smith was off in the Middle East checking out some ruins unearthed in the desert. And .. Gina was seen in Wawa, on a scouting mission? "Huh?" Gina wondered. "Don't remember it?" Brit asked. "Sis, I don't even know where Wawa -is-," Gina countered. Brit hmm'ed. "Somebody got their wires crossed." "Yeah, or something," Gina said. She snatched up the magazine. "Can I see this a sec?" "Hey!" "I just need..." Gina flipped to the table of contents and scanned it quickly. "Ah, there. Thanks." She handed the magazine back to Britanny and turned to go inside. "Loon," Brit murmured, then went back to reading. As it turned out, the skies clouded over not long after that, and Britanny dragged all her things inside, grumbling as she went. Entering the kitchen to rinse out her glass and pitcher, she found Gina there talking on the phone. "...I don't care if your 'roving foreign correspondent' saw me, I wasn't--now list--hey!--I don't WANT you to send--no--but--just a retrac--don't laugh in my ear!--Hello? ... Hello??!" Brit smiled a little as she put the glassware in the dishwasher. "Why're you so worked up over it, Gina?" "I just don't want my name being used for stuff," she pouted. "I get enough bad press as it is. Some hack makes a typo and now I'm being placed somewhere I'm not for who knows what kind of wild goose chase." Britanny rolled her eyes, smiled a little, and said, "I thought this was a rag? Why'd'ya care about it, there's been stuff in the National Inquisitor that's said LOTS worse about you." "What--ggk.. That's not important right now! This is read by people in the archaeological community, Brit! If I sit here and say I wasn't where the book says I was, then people are going to accuse me of hiding something from them, and everyone'll be on my case.." Brit giggled and patted her big sister on the head as she walked past. "Don't pop an artery over it. Let it blow over, okay?" "Feh," was Gina's answer. Gina happened across Brianna shortly thereafter, while the latter was coming up from the firing range. "Hi sis," Brianna said, wiping her face gently with a towel. "How you doing?" "Okay I guess," Gina said. "You guess, huh?" Bri' said, detecting the lack of enthusiasm in Gina's voice. "S'up?" "Oh, nothin' much," Gina sighed. "I'm in a bad mood, that's all." "About the article?" Gina grumbled and slapped her hands on the table. "Has EVERYONE seen the stupid thing?" "Geez, Gina, you're acting like someone said you're starving puppies or something. All they said was that you were someplace you're not." "It's the principle," Gina protested, getting up and pacing across the room and then back again. "Like anyone cares what's said in A-Now anyway," Brianna said with a half-grin. "It's a total rag." "S'what I said," Gina murmured, still pacing. "Good to see we're still syncin'," Brianna said, tossing the towel around Gina's shoulders before heading for the door. "I'm goin' out for a while. Seeya later." "Umph! Phew. Seeya," Gina said, then held the towel at arm's length for a moment before tossing it in a corner. Half an hour later, Gina was still messing around in the kitchen when Britanny strolled in, carrying a trio of grocery bags and some mail. She dumped the mail on the table unceremoniously, then the groceries. "Is that all you got??" Gina asked incredulously. "Of course not!" Cheetah countered. "There's more in the car, out front." "I'll go get it," Gina offered, heading out. Brit simply started in on putting the groceries away. After she'd finished the three bags she'd brought in, she crumpled them up, threw them in the recycling, and started sorting through the mail. Gina returned shortly thereafter and dropped three more bags of groceries on the table. Mail flew everywhere as Gina collapsed against the table, panting. "Geez! Whatcha buy, rocks??" Brit looked at her curiously. "I left you the light ones," she said, then turned to gather up all the letters all over the kitchen, grumbling as she worked. Gina started to unpack the bags anyway. "Urf. What's with the frozen fish??" "They were out of fresh," Brit said. "Someone cleaned them out." "What?? Before YOU got there?? Yeah, RIGHT," Gina scoffed. "And you said you'd never get frozen!" "Hey. I need my fix!" Cheetah countered. "Yeah, whatever," Gina said, shrugging. "Any mail for me?" "Hmm.. Bill from Visa, bill from MasterCard, bill from Discover.. bill from... oooooo, didn't know you bought stuff THERE.... nope, that's it." Gina blushed as she snatched the mail away. "Gimme that." She turned away. "I'm going to my lab." "I didn't know that kind of stuff was used in a LAB," Brit laughed. "Ah shut up!" Gina said, storming from the room. Gina sat heavily in her chair and spun around once or twice, then halted her twirling with her legs against the feet of the chair. She dropped the mail on the desk before her and picked up the top one, slicing it open and dumping out the contents. After she went through all the bills, paying them online, she then used the computer to browse meanderingly. First came her email. Next was the local news reports. It was on one of the news sites that she paused, looking at one of the small ad-windows popped up on the corner of the screen. "Need a map?" it asked her. "Type and click!" Out of sheer curiosity she clicked on the box, typed in "Wawa", and hit Enter. There was a pause for a moment while the servers thought, and then she was presented with a choice. "Hmm. Pennsylvania or Ontario." She tried to remember back to the article she briefly scanned in Britanny's magazine. She could visualize it in her mind's eye... the paragraph began "Outside the lower 48", she realized. "Okay, so Ontario it is," she murmured, clicking there. Soon enough, a map of the region sprang into view, and she studied it closely, getting her bearings and trying to discern what was interesting about it. She studied the map for a while. Besides being at the junction of two major highways, and near the coastline of Lake Superior, there wasn't much she could tell about the town. And a town it was; 4500 people don't make a city, for sure. "So what do 'I' want there, hm?" she murmured to herself, clicking through various web pages on the place. She continued speaking quietly to herself as time and pages passed. "Volcanic rock.. economic mineralization.. gold and iron mining.. huh.. the salmon derby.." Eventually, Gina closed the browser windows and leaned back, feeling slightly more educated on Wawa, but no further to solving the puzzle of why someone insisted that she was seen in the northern Canadian town. She closed her eyes and sighed, then rubbed them, pushing her glasses up onto her forehead at the same time. She spun around halfway in the chair and then stood up, heading off to find a distraction. Gina strolled around the complex. She stopped by the infirmary, tinkering with the equipment there, coming up with a new way to treat burn injuries in the process. Having used up 30 minutes of her evening, she then took a swim in the pool. Britanny wasn't anywhere to be seen, so Gina had the entire gym to herself, and used it after she finished her laps. Physically exhausted, she took a shower and lay down on her bed to read a book, though that is not to say that her mind still wasn't working overtime. In her head she was, of course, still trying to figure out what was so interesting about Wawa, and if she should go confront her doppleganger there or not. She couldn't keep her mind on her book, so she eventually got up and went to her bookshelf, pulling out the world atlas. She looked at a map of the general area of Wawa, then flipped to an overview of North America and eyeballed the distance between them. She nodded to herself. She then picked up the phone and used the intercom. "What?" Britanny answered with a mouth full of something. The TV was almost deafening in the background. "Get some rest," Gina suggested. "We're goin' out tomorrow." THE NEXT MORNING Gina stepped up to the closet and slid it open quietly, starting at the contents within. After a long moment, she reached out and pulled a pair of socks out of the chest of drawers inside. That, a pair of khaki shorts, a white V-necked T-shirt, a brown leather jacket, a belt, a pair of brown leather boots, and, from the top shelf, a plain brown fedora. Three minutes later she was looking in the mirror and nodding. It felt like she had stepped into her skin again. It felt like she'd just come back to a place she belonged. "Yeah," she murmured, a smile tracing across her lips. "Gina, where're we going?" Britanny asked as they left the city limits on I-75. "Here," Gina said, punching a button on the console, bringing up a moving map display showing their route to Wawa. "What th--? You're nuts, girl! All this over a stupid magazine article?!" "It's identity theft," Gina said. "It is NOT!" Cheetah countered. "Besides it's like 1200 miles away!" "1188.2 actually," Gina said, not taking her eyes off the road. "About 15 hours or so. I'll drive the first 5 hours." Brit sighed. "Better be some good stores in this place." "Eheh.. actually I'd be surprised if there's even a 7-11," Gina murmured. "Pretty small town." Britanny sputtered and coughed. "You're kiddin'!" "Sorry," Gina smiled. And so, late that night, they found themselves approaching the town of Wawa. "Gina, can we please stop?" Brit pleaded. "I gotta... 'go'." Gina looked at her sister. "You 'went' two hours ago!" she exclaimed. "If you were drinkin' as much coffee as I was, you'd need to too," she answered. "But we're almost there.." "Do you wanna make that kind of entrance? With your baby sister ready to--" Gina sighed. "Fine," she said. "Next place I see." As it turned out, the next stop was a combination gas station/motel on Wawa's outskirts. As Britanny bolted for the washroom, Gina filled up the car, surveying the immediate area. Even after determining that the place was smack dab in the middle of the wilderness, with only the two highways meeting at its southern periphery, she still couldn't fathom why "she" was interested in this place. Britanny returned just as Gina was hanging up the nozzle. "Phew!" Brit said with obvious relief. "Thanks." "Yeah," Gina nodded. "Do me a favor and watch the car while I pay for the gas, then we can go see if they have any rooms here." "All right," Brit said. Gina headed inside and the attendant looked up, then blinked. "Hello again," he beamed. "... Again?" she said. He nodded. "Remember? This morning?" He blushed. "Of course I can understand if you wouldn't remember someone as ordinary as me." "Look," Gina said after a moment of stunned silence. "I don't know how to break it to you, but--" "Sis, you done yet?" came Britanny's voice as the bell over the door rang. "We got a place?" The attendant looked curiously, first at Britanny, then Gina. "You're coming back, are you?" "Buh.. well.." Gina stammered. "Yes," Britanny smiled, nudging her sister out of the way gently. "Just overnight. Then we're on our way." "I see," he said. "I'm glad you actually returned, because.. um.." Stammering, he continued after a slight pause. "There's the matter of your past bill." "Our WHAT?" Gina started to blurt out, but Britanny cut her off again. "Of course.. it just slipped my sister's mind. We'll take care of that too." "Brit!" Gina said incredulously, then smiled nervously at the attendant and added, "Excuse us JUUUST a second." She led Brit away from the counter and hissed, "I am NOT going to pay someone else's bills!" "Sis," Brit whispered evenly, "It's that, or your reputation.. do you think someone's gonna believe your evil twin has been charging things to your accounts?" "Grph," Gina grunted disapprovingly, then, after a moment, turned back to the attendant. "We'd, uh, be happy.. like Britanny said.. I must've forgotten.. or somethin'." "All right," he smiled. He typed a couple of things on his register, and declared they were all set. "Here you go. Same room okay?" "Quite," Gina nodded, hoping that she could find some clues in there. "Thanks SO much." "Oh! One more thing," the attendant said, turning around and picking something up from the back counter. "I forgot to give you back your pen." "My..?" Gina asked, as she and Cheetah turned around to face the man again. He was holding a black Sharpie marker. "Your pen," he smiled. "I accidentally kept it. Sorry." Gina's and Britanny's eyes wandered to the back counter where a large photo of the attendant standing with someone who looked startlingly like Gina sat. On the photo was a black scrawl: "To Ellington, thanks for taking care of me. Gina Diggers." Gina started turning red--it was so OBVIOUSLY not her signature!--and she was about to blow up on the poor man when Britanny held her hand up. Smiling silently, she took the pen and held her other hand out for the photo. The man smiled eagerly and turned to snatch it up, handing it over to Brit, who bent over and scribbled on it a caricature of a cat's head and her own signature. "Thanks!" he said. "Thanks so much!" Brit grinned and slapped the pen into Gina's hand, then turned, urging Gina out the door. "C'mon, we have to get some rest." "I can't believe you DID THAT!" Gina hissed furiously as they departed the gas station. Brit smirked. "Gina. Relax. Get over it. He's happy, he's harmless too. Let it go." Gina growled and followed her sister to the motel room. After supper, Britanny turned on the television, surfing around to find something suitable, while Gina all but turned the place upside down. "What the blazes are you doing??" Britanny finally said when Gina pushed the TV aside to look underneath it. "Looking for clues," Gina said plainly. "Clues? Oh come on," Brit protested, standing up off the bed. "I need to figure out what she was doing here and where she was going," Gina protested. Britanny rolled her eyes. "Look, I can understand why you wanna know what she was up to, but does the quest have to continue right through The Weakest Link? Sit and rest." "Brit, she's out there somewhere doing stuff, and the last place she was was right here," Gina stressed. "I need to know." "Sis, that magazine was a week old when I bought it. And the info in it had to be a week old when it was published, the way they do it up. You really need to sit back and think about this." "Just as soon as I finish checking this stuff out, Cheets," Gina said. Britanny sighed and headed for the door. "Whatever," she told Gina. "I'm goin' out for a walk." Brit entered the gas station again and the attendant looked up from his magazine, then brightened some more. "Hello again," he said. "Hi," Brit nodded. "Can I ask you a couple questions?" "Sure, by all means," he said. He sat up straight and put the magazine aside. "What can I do you for?" "Well, I'm curious if you know anything about what's going on," Brit said, adopting a low conspirational tone. "Gina came home and got me and said we had to come back here, and that's all I know." "Oh?" he said. "Yeah, we had a quick little talk the other day before she left." "Did 'we'," Brit smiled. "Please, go on." When Britanny returned to the room a half-hour later, Gina was finally sitting still; in fact, lying on the bed, resting, as promised. "Find any bugs or wiretaps?" Brit teased in a deadpan tone. "Ha ha," Gina countered. "Couldn't find a thing except a notepad. I rubbed a pencil over the top page and only found 'Flight 4 Gate 12 9:45' on it. But I don't know where that flight's going or when." "Really," Brit smiled. "Well, I daresay it might be to Vancouver." "Vancouver?" Gina said, looking over. "How do you figure that?" "I had another chat with Cooter in the garage there," Cheetah said, jerking a thumb in the direction of the gas station. "He told me how 'you' left two days ago for Vancouver, or at least told him that. He also said you were up here to help safely extract an old cemetery. Nothing more, nothing less." "Vancouver, eh. Did he say why?" "Actually, he said that you said that it was another similar thing-- helping identify something in a construction project." "Really," Gina said. "Really," Brit nodded. "That's all, sis. So can we pack up and go now?" "In the morning," Gina said, "we'll go find this old cemetery, see if there's anything to see there." "Then we can go?" "Then we can go," Gina affirmed. "Good." In the morning, they drove around Wawa and found the old cemetery easily. However there was nothing else to find, as the entire field had been excavated to make way for an expansion of the church. So, empty- handed, the girls got back into the car and headed south again. "What the--?" Britanny said, looking over her shoulder as they took an exit off the highway some hours later. "What?" Gina asked. "Did that sign say airport?" "Yeah," Gina nodded. "This car can't fly to Vancouver, yaknow. And it'd be a multi-day drive." "I'm not flyin' no commercial flight!" Brit declared. "Forget it!" "There's no option," Gina shrugged. "I need you with me and this is the only way to get there." Brit hmph'ed. "Ever heard of a little thing called LEG ROOM?" "Then switch to your human form already!" Gina countered. "Besides you should be like that anyway, being in a place like this where they don't know you." Britanny grunted, then shifted to human form, folding her arms across her chest. "Better be a bulkhead seat. In first class." "Oh shush," Gina said. Upon touchdown at Vancouver, they rented a car and drove around the entire city and surrounding area, checking out construction sites everywhere they went. They attracted some confused glances, two young ladies checking out all the construction workers throughout the greater Vancouver district. Again, however, they came up empty. They spent the entire day and several tanksful of gas driving up and down the coast, and came up with nothing, and finally, at the last fill-up, Britanny dove for the driver's seat first, and steered the car back towards the airport. "Where're you going?!" Gina exclaimed. "We haven't checked Whistler yet!" "You're out of your head, sis!" Brit declared. "She's probably gone somewhere else by now. Look. We're going home. Sorry. Better luck next time." "Brit--!" "No. It's done, Gina. Next time she pops up in a magazine, sure. But I'm tired and hungry, and I miss my bed with my muffin in it. End of discussion." Gina sighed, defeated, and sat sulking in the passenger seat almost all the way back to the airport. As they navigated the spaghetti-bowl of offramps near the airport, Gina noticed a parking garage being built across the street. She gasped and pressed her face against the window. "Brit!!" "No!" Brit said, feeling wholly silly for arguing the whole issue in the first place. "Aww.." Gina moaned. TEN MINUTES LATER Gina was depressed as they re-entered the airport for the flight home. "Don't be so down," Brit suggested. "So you didn't find her. It's not like she's been spreading BAD things about you. Ultimately people'll realize she's pulling a fast one on them, and instead of being on the front page of A-Now, she'll be on the 'Weird News' page of the Journal- Constitution. Okay?" "I guess," Gina sighed. "Thanks for puttin' up with me, sis." "No sweat," Britanny nodded, laying a hand on her sister's shoulder. "I'm gonna go check out the gift shop. You check us in, okay?" "Yeah, okay," Gina said, pulling away. She walked towards the ticket counter. Brit watched her go, then sighed, then turned and energtically headed for the gift shop. Gina stood in line at the ticket counter, constantly comparing her watch and the length of the line before her. (Jinkies, come ONNNNN,) she silently willed the people ahead. (I wanna get home and forget this whole stupid thing..) "Guh!" Gina blurted out as she was run into by someone. Both of them went tumbling to the marble floor of the terminal. "Sorry!" a young female voice worriedly said. "My fault entir--" The sentence was cut short by a gasp, and Gina looked up to see someone trying to help her up. Or rather, would be trying to help her up, if she hadn't frozen in fright. The young lady, with long blonde hair, had blue eyes, which were open as wide as possible, staring at Gina from behind oversized, round eyeglasses. She was wearing a rather ordinary outfit, a pair of black cotton slacks and a blue blouse, covering it all up with a grey leather jacket, but the expression and reaction was all Gina needed. "You.." Gina breathed. The girl let Gina go and scrambled to her feet, off in a flash down the corridor. Gina quickly got up, but the crowd was already closing in behind the woman, trying to see what the deal was. Gina looked down the corridor and couldn't believe her luck. She drew a deep breath and hollered, "CHEEEETAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Britanny looked up towards the yell, instantly alert. "Hm?" she said, then saw someone who looked startlingly like Gina racing towards her. Brit dropped her bags to the floor and moved to intercept, easily corralling the woman. "Aack!" squeaked the impostor, as Gina caught up with them. "Grab my stuff," Brit said to Gina, and, still bearhugging the girl, struggled with her towards the ladies' room. Gina hurried after the two, watching her sister shift to hybrid form as she passed into the relative security of the washroom. Britanny deposited the impostor on the counter beside the sinks and let go, then caught the girl again as she tried to wriggle free. "Ah ah ah! You and me and Gina gotta have a little talk, aw'ight?" Gina caught up again and stood behind Britanny. "Way to go, sis!" she said. "Now just hang onto her for just a minute--" "No, Gina! Just talk to her. Okay?" Brit said. "I'm sure she has a perfectly logical reason." "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" the girl was repeating. "Please! I didn't mean to--please just let me go!" "Not till you explain!" Gina snapped back in response, stepping closer. Britanny looked at the girl for a second, then reached out and plucked the glasses off her face. "Hmm," she said. "Flat glass. Cosmetic only." Gina glared at the young woman sitting on the counter. "Okay, talk!" "I'm s-s-sorry!" she insisted. "It was a mistake! I.. I didn't mean to! They just assumed I was... I was.. please I won't do it ever again!" "Hey kid, it's okay," Britanny said. "Like hell it is--" Gina began, but Brit stared her down. "I said it's okay," Brit repeated more forcefully. "Tell me something, kid. If you didn't mean to, when why have we just chased you partway across the world? Why've you been using her name?" The young lady on the counter stammered out, "B-because ... it was an error of convenience.. I can't get any work myself... b-but people pay attention to me if-if I d-don't correct them.." "You don't even look halfway close to me," Gina declared. "You dress differently, your hair is shorter.." "Not by much," Brit said. "Besides, Gina, who in the places we've been would really notice that? Especially if she doesn't tell them they're wrong." "I supPOSE," Gina finally conceded. "Still, you can't go around doing that kinda stuff." "I'm s-sorry," she repeated yet again. "N-nobody would take me seriously as I a-am.." "So who 'am' you?" Britanny said. "M.. my name is Melissa," she stumbled. "Melissa James." "Well, Melissa," Britanny said, folding up the glasses. "Where do you hail from?" "B-buffalo New York," she said. "Sis?" Gina said. "What're you doing?" "Are you okay with her reasoning?" Brit asked. "Well, I can see where she's COMING from," Gina said, "But it still doesn't excuse her for using my name and charging things to me and stuff." "I f-forgot to pay the room," Melissa said. "I'll pay it back. I'm good for it. Honest." "You bet you will," Gina muttered. "Gina? No major harm done?" Brit clarified. Gina kicked at the floor with the toe of her boot. "Guess not," she murmured. Brit looked back to Melissa. "Well, Mel, if you want to get jobs and learn the ropes of the business, I'm SURE my good ol' sister here would be more than happy to help you out. But you have to ask, y'know?" "I.." Melissa said. "I mean," Brit went on, "Sure, there's the old saying 'it's easier to ask forgiveness' and all that crap, but sometimes asking permission is the better way to go about it. Or asking for help. Getting help doesn't make you a weaker person, okay?" "Okay," Melissa said quietly. "Gina? Think you can help this kid out if she needs it? Find her some work and such?" "I suppose," Gina said. She lifted her head and smiled faintly. "Nothing wrong with helping a fellow archaeologist out." Melissa hesitantly accepted Gina's extended hand and shook it. "Th-thank you," she said, letting the smile grow on her face as well. Gina did a double-take, then peered closely at the girl's head. "Y'know, no offense, but I think you probably would look better with your hair its original color," Gina said. "O-okay," Melissa smiled and blushed. "Were you on your way home too?" Brit questioned, slipping the folded glasses into Melissa's jacket pocket. "Y-yeah," she said. "Through JFK." "How interesting, us too," Brit grinned. "Maybe you and Gina can go get our tickets while I clean up in here and finish up my shopping?" "Okay," Melissa nodded, allowing Brit to help her off the counter. "I can agree with that," Gina nodded, smiling. MEANWHILE ATLANTA, DIGGERS' HOUSE Brianna leaned back from the table and aaaah'ed. "That was fabulous." Joe smiled. "Glad you liked it," he told his friend. "You sit there and digest. I'll clean up the kitchen." "Sounds fair to me!" Brianna declared, giggling. She continued to relax and watched Joe get up and start putting things in the dishwasher. She reflected on having met him weeks before in the arcade, and how they continued to have fun together throughout the summer. Coming back to reality, she noticed he'd filled the dishwasher and was now working on wiping off the counter. She giggled again, and said, "You know, if you wanna come around all the time and do this, I won't mind at all." "We'll see," he began to say with a smile, then stopped short. "Uhm? What's this?" "Hm?" she said, rocking the chair back onto all four legs and looking towards him, as he crouched down to retrieve something from between the cupboards and refrigerator. "Piece of mail," he said, turning it over and looking at the name showing through the cellophane window. "Addressed to you, actually." "Oh?" Brianna replied. "Must've fallen in there sometime. Open it." "Me?" "Sure," she shrugged and grinned. "But read it to me, don't keep it to yourself, okay?" "All right," he said, and used a knife to slit the envelope open. He then unfolded the letter and said, "Hmm. From the university." "The what?" Brianna asked. "What do they want? Is it a funding drive?" "I don't think so," Joe said, then started reading aloud. "'Dear Miss Diggers, it has come to our attention..' 'registered with the Department of Education, state of Georgia..' they list a bunch of degrees.. wow, you got all this education?" Brianna was puzzled. "Keep reading," she prodded. He nodded and skipped ahead. "'.. no record of your enrolment in any of the programs required to obtain said degrees...' 'so in summary we have enrolled you in the appropriate courses for the fall semester which begins September 4th at 8:05am at our Fulton campus..' Hey Brianna, this is cool.. Brianna?" Joe turned and looked at her. "Brianna??" At that instant she was staring at him wide-eyed, then simply fainted away and slumped out of her chair. TO BE CONTINUED in 'BRI-U' ...